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I described my feminist daughter as, "Just imagine if Greta Thunberg somehow instantly gained 275 lbs, and also grew a wispy moustache." According to the police though, I'm making a compelete mockery of the missing-persons report.

I was against it at first when my big obese daughter announced she was going to get a nose ring. I saw it though and then thought, "Meh, if she's going to eat like a pig, she might as well look like one too."

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed.

We took our gay son to a counsellor that specialises in gender issues, and she re-classed the little fag as being one of those new weird genders instead of male. The counsellor then also took a look at my wife with mannish features, and she said, "Your wife also looks like she could be genetically something other than female." "You could be right," I replied, "I've really always thought of her as just a walking vagina that makes sandwiches."

In 1969 man walked on the moon. In 2019 man is walking on eggshells.

A single sperm has 37.5 Megabit of information in its DNA. An ejaculation represents a data transfer of approximately 1,587.5 Terabit of information. I know this could be a lot of information for some feminists to swallow.

It was a moment of ultimate embarrassment when my gay-trans son was voted Queen of his school's senior dance. Although I did find it hilarious how ultimately a male was even better at being a woman than any of the actual females there.

That awkward moment at a feminists picnic when they realise that no one made any sandwiches!

Accidently said hello to a feminist the other day. My trial starts on Monday.

“What’s your name?" asked a policeman when he stopped me. "Wayne." I said. "And your last name?" he continued. "It's always been Wayne." I said.