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It's often wondered what women really look for in a man. I think it's security. Well that's what they always shout when I approach them.

What do you call pretty girls inthe UK? Tourists...

I was standing in a crowded elevator and I accidentialy elbowed a woman in the breast. I said sorry! "if your heart is as soft as your tit, you will forgive me". She replied, "If your dick is as hard as you'r elbow, I'm staying in room 112"....

During a Trump protest, a woman took off her top and revealed anti-Trump messages. Witnesses say she made two good points....

Emma Watson is a feminist icon and campaigner against misogyny. Like most women she's also a fucking shit driver. In her defence though it's not her fault she got banned - she hired a female solicitor.

I was sunbathing in Benidorm while my wife walked back and forth. She then asked, "What do you think about my new flip flops?" I replied, "Please put your bra back on."

My favourite pickup line is, "I have a knife and a penis." Their reaction decides which I'll stick in them.

According to a new study, red wine provides no health benefits for people who are overweight. But red wine does provide some benefits for the people who have to sleep with them...

I was pondering what it was that women see in me when I drifted off last night. Nearly crashed my yacht.

I have only one word for women with questionable morals, poor decision making skills and a high sex drive Hello!