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Hi Markrees my bestest friend hope you are well and getting plenty of fanny....fuckin get on to this... What do you call a mongloid vampire? Countdown gonna drink another can of taurus cider and pretend its Natasha Raskin Sharpes minge juice Bye

Whilst sat in reception at the dentists earlier I picked up a copy of House & Home to read, and it was very interesting. Apparently dado rails and artexing are expected to be the next big thing.

Read story Funny Random Sayings by midnightdemon with 94939 reads. funny, sayings. Funny random sayings 1. My best friend is better than yours! So put that in ya pipe

I'm all up for fighting poverty, the other day I punched a tramp!

It looks like the Russians are taking over Kazakhstan, however it is proving difficult getting reliable information from the region. Where's Borat when you need him?

Hewwo Marklees son Me hope you are velly lell.....Its me Fu Kim Yung.....wurer of Hong Kong and builder of the flucking big great waw of China.....me fluck up the world good and pwoper.....me do sucky flucky on bat and spread the corwona vilus.....and me find out what a peadophile is.....its a person who posts jokes on sickipedia and blocks other users..they are flicking plicks.....me fluck off now and eat egg flied lice fwom Naga Munchetty smelly paki flanny... Paint the fence Paint the fence

I have a massive cock.

Hi Weaverdog Hope all is well me ol mucker..get on to this ys cunt...i had to have a reassesment on having a personality disorder..well fuck me i scored top marks on being a schizoid top marks on being socially disfunctional..fucking top of the pops being a narcisist and top shelf for being right all of the time.....i can only conclude....i must be a woman.....Hey where have my Greta pictures gone....fucking love to see her as a skimply dressed magicians assistant.... PHOOOOOAR Bye matey youve got extra time

I see "The Dirty Dozen" is on telly again over Christmas...oh no wait ...it's a rape trial

Bejasus lads oi didn’t fecking know what was in de fecking trailer. De gaffer just said take that fecking load of Eastern European shite over to Essex. Sher oi thought it was fertiliser.