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Despite crashing into helicopters , a highway in Philadelphia, and upside down in Toronto , air travel is still safer than sitting in a U. S. classroom.

A British Airways pilot has been suspended over allegations he took cocaine just prior to his flight. Suspicion was initially raised when flight BA645 arrived at Perth just 45 minutes after takeoff from London.

I don't want to worry anyone , but I've just seen the four horsemen shopping in Sainsburys

So Black Russians really do exist! Forty one to be precise.

So Sickipedians have been waiting months for a plane to crash and then two....

Aviation experts investigating the Ukraine plane crash in Iran describe the situation as "the most made up numbers to come out of a black box since Diane Abbott"

I was going to write a marvellous long joke , but no time. My bitch of a Mum's got me to pick her up off an Air India flight at Gatwick.

Ryanair have assured all passengers after the Moscow fireball you are still allowed disposable barbecues in the cabin as long as they fit under the seat in front of you......and you pay €20 surcharge.

Fortunately for the survivors anyway, the Russian plane that burst into flames was an internal flight, otherwise, had the duty free gone up too, it would have been total carnage!!!

In an attempt to end the "war" in Ukraine, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison has banned Vladimir Putin from coming to Australia. Nice one ScoMo, that should fuck him. In other news, Ukraine banned Putin's troops from entering Ukraine.