Sickipedia

Guys it's been a fucking good ride ,We all know it is not as good as original ,but hey ho a good joke is a good joke To cut matters short after three years of fighting cancer .It has appeared in brain causing double vision and slowly losing vision so i am retiring hurt Weaverdog and many others keep up the good work feel free to rip the piss would not expect anything else

If you are terminally ill, look on the bright side You won't be around to see sappy females putting cringy shit like 'fligh high' on Facebook

Ukraine has announced plans to open Chernobyl as a theme park. They say ”Its just like Disneyland.” Yeah except the 6-foot mouse is real.

‘I’m sorry Mr. Fry but you have prostrate cancer’ ‘Well I’ll be buggered’

If God chooses who goes to Heaven, then surely Sean Lock's been picked. RIP

When eating my girlfriend out I have to use a knife and fork. She has cervical cancer. With a nod to Chum.

Unclebilly was sucking his dad’s cock when he tasted something funny. Dad said unclebilly your cock taste terrible. That’s because I’ve been fucking your mother up the arse. But dad she’s got bowel cancer. I know son it helps slip my cock in more easier True story.

My dog loves it, when I bring home some tit-bits for him after work. One of the perks of working in the local mastectomy unit.

I FOR ONE AM SICK OF THESE WHITE NIGGERS Eg, FUNNIMAN WHO STICK UP FOR THE MIRDERING SCUM WHO TERRORISE OUR SHORES THIS CUNT GENUINELY SEEMS DISAPPOINTED THAT YESTERDAYS ATTACK ONLY INJURED 3 PEOPLE DID THE MANCHESTER BOMBING GIVE YOU A REAL HARD ON FUNNIMAN? YOU NEED TO WISE UP TO THIS CANCER YOU WEE CUNT

Just been diagnosed with brain cancer, I can't see fuck all and when I do it's fucking double, the fucking wife's fat enough as it is. It's a fucking Knightmare. Tribute and respect fellow sickipedian. Best wishes.