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Oxfordtroll wants Vapeman to fart in his mouth.

I read a BBC article about reform candidates posting "deeply offensive" jokes and to be honest all of them were a -2 at best.

"Nigel Farage says he may not be able to do some I’m a Celebrity challenges" Is that because eating an arsehole would be classed as cannibalism?

"We are only making plans for Nigel"

You've got to give Nigel Farage credit for his forbearance, when we will block his bank account but not illegal immigrants.

This gypsy woman was walking along the street with a pet bear. So I tapped her on the shoulder and pretended to ask for directions. Then, when she least expected it, I grabbed her pet and started dashing the other way. "Ey!" shouted the woman. "Give me bear back!" I stopped and said, "Alright then, but only if you don't keep the kid."

I dislike Tommy Robinson because he's so prejudiced. But then I also dislike him because he's from Luton, so I don't know where that leaves me.

I was quite surprised to learn that most lesbians vote for right-wing parties as they have concerns about immigration. Bunch of fucking curtain-twitchers.

On one hand I think that UKIP are a bunch of xenophobic, monosyllabic, barely literate cunts and I don't want to support them in any way, shape or form. On the other hand, Wetherspoons is offering a large breakfast for £4.99. Sigh. 'Blacks out' I suppose.

Just when you thought politics in this country couldn’t be more of a joke, someone called Dick Braine takes over UKIP.