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How do you normally get rid of an annoying, drunk acquaintance in your social circle? Asking for a friend

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Hi Markrees my bestest mate Hope you are well my ol'China Fucking get on to this sonny Jim... I got a notification from my ex fellow moderators that my joke has been unpublished... well fuck me I haven't posted a fucking joke for fucking ages....so get on to this... I did a little bit of investigation....and they deleted a post I did four fucking years ago.... what the fuck is that all about... well fuck em... What's the difference between Duers marmalade and a moderator? I'll tell you the fucking difference whether you like it or not One is a thick cut..and the other is a fucking thick cunt. Upset me a little bit But hasn't put me off my Wednesday wank Bye

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A member of the KKK has made his own Star Wars movie. I'm not sure how "The Empire Strikes Black" got authorised though.

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During sex, my wife stopped. She said, "Honey, you are a terrible lover. You are getting on my nerves and I think we need to resolve these things before they get out of hand. Also, you smell strange, a bit stinky. A combination of faecal matter and vomit, truly awful. And you don't care about me." I sighed and said, "Darling, are you finished?" She said, "Yes." I said, "Brilliant, now let's focus on my orgasm."

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My girlfriend said she was leaving home because of a massive spider. Honestly, I always knew she was pretty fucking desperate... but to be dating a spider?!

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What do weather forecasters have in common with Nazis? They often lie about showers.

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Phil Collins "I can't hold a drumstick any more". Try McDonald's mate. Just order burgers.

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The Shiite has hit the fan in kabul

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Some people find blocked Suez Canal jokes funny. Others don't. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

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Watched the entire interview between Oprah and Meghan. I really sympathize with the disgusting, unwarranted racism she has faced. However, I feel the producers missed a golden opportunity not to have Meghan and Oprah race against each other to unpeel a banana with their feet.

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