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Hello Fellow Sickipedians, it is with great sadness that we are announcing the closure of Sickipedia.net on the 4th December 2025. The site has become too costly to run, and without the support of regular users—and a lack of traffic—it has become a financial burden. We understand some of you will be upset with this decision, but just try to enjoy the few days that are left. We have enjoyed reading all of your creative Jokes and memes over the years, so we are sad at the decision. Feel free to email us any of your concerns. Take care, the Sickipedia team.

Started my new job today at Hackney council and during lunch was told by HR that it is tradition for new starters to select a song to be played over the speakers that they like most and can identify with. So I chose One in a Million, from Guns n Roses.

I can't believe it. Me and my wife were sitting watching TV when the founder of Apple just walked into our house and took all our Mr Sheen! Fucking Jobs, coming over here and stealing our polish.

Well chuffed with my new Blackberry phone from EE I got today £56 month for 3 years. Beat that iPhone users!!

I fucking love eggy farts

New Apple Watch will prompt owners to wash their hands properly for at least 20 seconds to help prevent the spread of illness. It also detects a sock and calls you a murderer.

I reckon another week’s hair growth and I’ll be able to wear my AirPods without people knowing I’m a cunt.

So Apple can be eaten legally now I see.

News: Woman allergic to apples removed from plane. Fuck me, what exactly is in an iPhone?

“Siri” “Yes boss” “Check my bank balance to see which Apple products I can buy” “I need to use your password boss, please change it” “Use the password Siri” “Please change your password boss” “No, what is my password” Siri mutters almost inaudibly “Louder please Siri” “Cunt” “Correct Siri, now do as I ask” “OK boss, I’ve checked” “I’m waiting Siri, what can I afford to buy from Apple” “Apple juice boss” “You cunt”