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A couple years ago, my gay-trans son was not taken in at all by the woke advertising that someone like him should "pregame" by drinking copious amounts of Bud Light.... "Honestly," the little faggot said, "The last thing I want to do is double-dip with this piss-water; my boyfriend will be urinating in my mouth all night later."

Saw one of those pornos last night where a bunch of guys make a woman drink a big glass of piss. It was called "Sharon has a pint of Fosters"

Peace talks between Pakistan & India leaked. "Fuck you, bastard bitch!" "Fuck you! Bloody bloody!" If no peace happens soon, UK's corner shops may not get any knock off fags for at least a week and a half.

A squirter? Bullshit! She's just too fucking lazy to get up and go the bathroom!

Fucking rain , its wetter than steven hawkins shoulder .

Our local Wetherspoons must have gender neutral toilets judging by the number of he/hims that miss/missed the bowl.

I saw the ex wife for the first time in years earlier today and I said to her: It’s funny that we should bump into each other like this, I had a wet dream about you the other night. She replied: Arghh, that’s nice, what happened in it ? I said you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing

Since working from home, my shit breaks have become so long that my watch usually congratulates me for standing up again at the end.

Gays like piss fun right ? So I joined Grindr with the name " The Gay Slasher"..... not one reply.. ....unbelievable!

If it looks like piss, tastes like piss, smells like piss. It's probably Fosters.