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Barry Bennell
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Top Tip Asking a blind man to pat his head and rub his stomach at the same time, tells you if he's any good at braille porn and wanking if you was wondering
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No 10 director of strategy resigns over revelation about sexually explicit comments about Diane Abbott in private email in 2017. Fuck me, I thought David Blunkett was in the House of Lords nowadays.
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Roses are red, violets are blue Unless you’re colourblind
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What's black and screams like fuck? Stevie Wonder answering the iron What's ginger and is getting tired now? Elton John sucking on the gear lever
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Chris McCausland walks into a bar... Then a table Then a chair...
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Stevie Wonder has asked Elton John to help him brush up on his keyboard skills. Talk about 'the blind leading the blind'
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Look on the bright side Elton.... At least you'll be able to tune your own piano now.
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Elton John has gone blind. At least it won't affect his pinball game.
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"Are u ready? Are u ready for blindness?!" (New Elton John song!)
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Blind Eyes , Elton's got Blind Eyes , ..
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