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This is a genuine question, not a joke. I was away from Sickipedia for a few weeks while backpacking. What happened to that annoying twat Hannah? I don't see any of his/her posts. Banned? Finally got the message that he/she was as welcome as a shit on a sheepskin rug? And while I'm here, who the hell is Barry Bennell?

Time for a fart party... Everyone, get your lighters ready... We're gonna blast some Cliff Richard whilst lighting our farts. Please bring a bottle...there's a buffet that's all been farted on... The marshmallows will be roasted with a lighter and farts later. Wooo it's farty party time.

Hey Lisa Armstrong, That bastard Ant is killing you in the press. I'm on your side. Lets take the cunt for £50m and go and live happily together in LA. And we'll make sure we get custody of Hurley. I can see the 3 of us now, walking along the beach, Hurley running into the surf to fetch his stick, A lazy lunch, a couple of bottles of bubbles then back to our huge fuck off crib for anal and water sports. See you at Heathrow tomorrow in Weatherspoons for a full English.

Vapeman and Rayrheon light farts and wank each other off after locking comments.

Apparently And n Dec have gone onto that "Who do you think you are" programme and discovered that one of them has connections to royalty, but they are not saying which one until the programme airs. Wow! The suspense is killing me, although something tells me it wont be Declan Donnelly!!!!

Breaking wind...breaking news I mean: There's a huge gas leak at Sicki HQ...Vapeman has been ripping out some huge farts all day and the place is a ticking time bomb. We advise you to light up your fags down the road as one spark could blow us all to fuck. Feel free to come in and take a quick inhale to get off your trolley for the night.

George Floyd went to buy a Cliff Richard cd with a fake 20 dollar bill. His plans that night was to listen to Cliff and light his own farts, but then his fate was sealed when the cops came. He loved lighting farts. LIGHTING FARTS MATTER

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m one of the fart trolls What the fuck are you gonna do? Vapeman or is k********** or is it st***** Mc********? Be a man and keep this up and tell me why Cliff Richard and farts is so bad? It’s your fucking fault for deleting the fucking memes in the first place. So answer on comments - if you’re a real man - without fucking deleting. Prove you’re not deleting because you’re offended. Come on, keep this up and I might stop with it if you explain.

Hi Markrees my bezzy mate Hope you are well sonny jim Will you tell all these cunts to stop picking on my lovely Greta Thungberg...she doesnt look like a mong..and i should know because ive molested a fair few..and she may be spotty..but nothing a Joey special Facial wont sort out...and im fucking sick of all these vagina museam jokes..you wont have me telling fanny gags and thats period..and just for the record i dont fancy Greta..she is far to old for me...im going back out to go noncing....Fiddle about Fiddle about. Fuck off

The C.E.O of UK McDonalds has been fired for shagging a female employee... Disgusting. No wonder they got rid of him... He’s Straight and eats meat.