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I just had a video come up on my YouTube queue - "If you had lived in Germany during WWII, you too would be a Nazi !" I think they are probably right, I live in the 2020s and I'm a Nazi right now.

Theresa May - The kind of negotiator to come out of DFS with a full priced sofa. Seen online

Before the 5p bag tax we used the bags as bin liners in the kitchen bin. Now we buy plastic bin liner bags . Cutting down our plastic bag usage by 0% Well done the government the planet is safer in your hands.

Today I saw a group of those 'Covidiots' in town. There they were, five of them, not shopping or exercising, just standing there laughing and joking together, clearly flouting the 2 metre rule. So I went up to them and told them off. The cunts arrested me.

So Labour's in peril because of antisemitism, and the Tories are in dire straights because of Islamophobia... Ironically, both of those are the only reason I'd vote for either at the moment.

I like my neighbours like I like my teeth. Straight and white. (nod to Mark Stewart)

Great to see the Hitler youth out defending Winston Churchill's statue yesterday ...

I thought London already had a cunt museum. The House Of Lords.

Germany to send tanks to help Ukraine. They're going to go via Austria and Poland, for old times sake

Boris Johnson won the last election on the promise of an "oven ready" Brexit deal. If only Corbyn had a similar plan for the Jewish problem, he might have done a bit better.