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What do you get if you cross a posh tory cunt with fog and car exhaust fumes ?. Jacob rees smog ...

"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian. "I'm proud to be black." Said the African. "I'm proud to be white." Said the racist.

Jesus Christ may have fed 2,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish But Adolf Hitler made six million Jews toast.

An anti vaxxer, Trump supporter dies of Covid and gets to the pearly gates to be judged. God looks at her and tells her she can ask a question before she is judged. She asks, "Is Trump the greatest president in history?" God responds, "NO, in fact he is the worst and most corrupt president in history" She answers, "Looks like the radical, liberal, deep state communists have gotten to you too".

I had a letter come through my letterbox this morning addressed to 'The Occupier'. So I've sent it to the correct address, the state of Israel.

Boris is going to be a hard act to follow. It's unlikely Theresa May will be able to find someone with that level of incompetence so quickly, Dianne Abbot is already spoken for.

Aren’t we over-dramatising the “terror attack” somewhat? 2 people have been discharged from hospital. 1 person treated at the scene for minor injuries. Ford Fiesta. 25 mph. Not exactly 9 fucking 11 was it?

Quick message to the users who post humourless right-wing 'the muzzies are taking over'-type rants on this site. As this is a site for jokes, I can recommend a couple of other more suitable places to stick your musings: 1) On the Britain First website (assuming they've figured out how to type) 2) Up your fucking arse Rant over. I shall now get back to posting jokes (you should try it sometime).

Rape gang members on bail and Tommy Robinson banged up for a year within an hour of arrest for mentioning it and the UK press forbidden to report it. Now THAT is a joke!

Fancy going into government with a bunch of racist, bigoted right wing homophobic thugs. But I suppose the Democratic Unionist Party will soon get used to the Conservatives.