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I once told a girl her "traditional" kimono was a rip off of a gofuku. She said "Gofukurself."

"My granddad flew 87 missions during world war two. " "You must be so proud of him. " "No, not really. He was a kamikaze pilot. "

I see Yoko Ono has a daughter who sells Japanese dresses. Kim.

On December the 8th it will be the anniversary Of when John Lennon was spared 39 years of waking up to Yoko

Everybody complains about Japanese tourists taking pictures and recording everything. Well, that is fairly expected when their flags a 'recording' sign.

Just before my grandmother died, she sobbed about being raped as in 1942 she was a nurse in Malaysia. "Those little Japs' cocks were so fucking tiny I didn't even get off !" she sobbed.

Did you know that 75% of Japanese men over the age of 60 have cataracts? The rest drive Rincolns.

Why do Japs never win at bingo? They all disappear when they hear B29.

Being as the Mercedes F1 team changed the colour of their cars from silver to black as a show of respect for their Nigger driver ......Why doesn't Team Alpha Tauri change the colour of their cars to yellow as a show of respect for their Nip?

Just got back from New York and gave my Japanese girlfriend the ceramic frog she asked for. She said thanks but looked confused. Weird, I mean she told me to bring her back a statue of ribbity.