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Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem Alan

I had to laugh at my son 'fuckoff'. He's had his jokes buried more times than his uncle has buried his helmet into fuckoff's sphinkter.

Morrisey from the smiths says he prefers a nice cup of tea to sex.. I am the same , given the choice of having a cuppa or a guy shove his cock up my arse, it's tea for me too every time .

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What did David Bowie say to Iman Abdulmajid after she offered him anal sex? "And the next day, and the next, and another day!" What did she reply? (Answers in comments please)

When i was a schoolboy which was a very longtime ago, I had this brilliant maths teacher. He used to make me stay behind after class, take me into the storeroom and show me how forty seven can go into thirteen. Ooooooh.

Is it just me, or are all gays fucking arseholes?

We can learn a lot from history. Take today. I was watching Premier League classics on Sky Sports, Liverpool versus Man Utd from 1998 and discovered that Posh Spice takes it up the arse.

I rushed Ducky Dennis to A+E because i felt a lump on one of his lovely testicles. However it only turned out to be one of my winnets stuck to his pubes. Oooooooooh.

That Ronnie O' Sullivan is a dreamboat. I'd let him poke my brown down with his Rocket.