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So Bruce Willis is going to retire from acting after being diagnosed with Aphasia. I thought he had lost his hair ages ago!

Prince Andrew rides a horse in Windsor.....and why not, he’s ‘ridden’ everything else!

Rod Stewart donates £10000 to vandalized model train exhibition. I bet they were chuffed.

Seeing Jess Phillips all over the news has made me understand with quite substantial clarity what it would look like if Plug from the bash street kids grew up and became transgender.

Saturday- Tributes are paid to Derek Acorah who has passed away aged 69 Monday - Derek Acorah signs on for series 12 of most haunted

Keep hanging in there Shamina. Dont lose your head now!

Deep purple have re-released Black Night as a tribute to Lewis Hamilton.

People often deride Nicholas Lyndhurst as being typecast as a slightly thick Londoner in both Only Fools and Goodnight Sweetheart however they overlook his contribution to 80's music as vocalist in "Everything but the Girl".

What's black and white and red and has trouble getting through revolving doors? A nun with a javelin through her head. ------------- Falstad -------------

I answered a penis enlargement advert. "Get the girls! You could have a bigger penis than Russell Brand!" They sent me Jonathan Ross.