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Chuck Norris died six years ago. The Grim Reaper is too frightened to collect him.

Do the subcategories on this site need updating? Or am I just unable to come up with a really good joke about Alan Thicke or Arnold Palmer to go with the apparently thousands of others on here? Are car crashes not funny?

- DAVID FULLER - Sickipedia Gold! A peeping-tom burglar, a serial gerontophile paedophile necrophile, how many of those are we ever going to see? He went further than Sir Jimmy - he did bloody murderer. Twice, (at least). His name will echo in these hallowed halls down the ages. Alan Thicke has got his own subcategory, I've no idea who that fucker is and can't remember ever seeing any jokes about him?? C'mon mods, give the monster his own subcategory ffs - he's earned it!!

If anything can kill the virus for good, it's being infected by Donald Trump.

I feel sorry for the virus with a suspected case of Piers Morgan

Who the flack is Caroline fuck????

I had no idea that UKIP had a branch on the moon.

Stalin is reading out a report to his party. Suddenly, someone sneezes. "Who sneezed?" No answer. "Have the first row taken outside and shot". Applause follows. "Who sneezed?" Complete silence... "Second row, on your feet, have them shot." An even longer, more vigorous applause follows. "Who sneezed?" But no one dares answer. "Third row, take them outside and executed one by one." Loud applause, everyone rises from their seat, cheers of "Glory to the Great Stalin" reverberate across the hall. "Who sneezed?" "It was me, I did it" mutters someone sobbingly. "Bless you, comrade"

The couple who first met at a string making factory and got engaged ten years ago have finally tied the knot

What did the policeman say to his stomach? "Your under a vest" Slightly more recent that big zav's effort.