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"Spielberg's daughter to star in porn movies" First up, "Schindler's Fist". (What's that...sound? Could it be a... bandwagon?)

"Ein" is pronounced "Ine", NOT "Een". It's Harvey Wein "STINE", not Steen. Those stupid American FUCKS can't pronounce it properly, and now you're all doing it too. PACK IT IN!!!

Have any of you guys ever noticed that Tom Hanks looks like Forest Gump and that both guys sound like Woody from Toy Story?

Prince Andrew comes out of retirement in order to help the Australian bush fire crisis. If anyone can keep his cool in that situation...

Prince Harry visits de-mining site in Angola....later he visited de-pub and de-toilet then returned home to fuck de-wifey

Actress Olivia Williams claims Harvey Weinstein suggested a blow job would get her an Oscar. Multi award winning Meryl Streep refused to comment.

I presume Duffy must be releasing a new album to coincide with her suddenly remembering she was once held hostage & raped.

Joey had a little lamb He called it Lucy Worsley He put it in a cheerleader skirt And fucked it rather coursley

Does anybody know where I can buy some of that Rohypnol the famous people, like Harris, Saville and Weinstein, use? You know, the one that makes a woman not remember shes been raped for 24 years rather than the 24 hours that mine affects them for.

susan boyle has leapt to the defence of harvey weinstein stating “i met him four times in hollywood to discuss movie scores and he never laid a finger on me !!