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The way to a mans heart is through his stomach Ladies. You don’t have to stick your finger in that far. Just two inches to milk the prostate

Have you ever smoked a cigarette in your car and tried to throw it out the window and a minute later you smell something and turn around to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat?

"A joke then" Happy now oldcuntalert?

Nothing says "I love you" more than a 'Two for £20 Valentine's meal' at Wetherspoons

RIp Rick Jones aka yoffy off Fingerbobs... Creator of Digital Television.

Lucy had a little lamb Joey deacon was quite canny He finger fucked the little lamb While filling Lucy's fanny.

There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot. I just can't put my finger on it.

Don't you hate it when you're driving along and you toss your cigarette butt out the window, then a few minutes later you smell something and look back, only to find your grandma fingering herself in the back seat?

What do you call a bloke who's shit at fingering? Mr Bean

"There was a right slag on the bus breastfeeding her 6 year old kid," I told my wife. "God, you're so old fashioned," she replied, "Breastfeeding a child at that age is unusual, but it doesn't make her a slag." "Really? Then why was she letting him finger her at the same time then?"