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Hi Markrees my bestest friend Hope you are well I know what youve been up to you mucky little fucker...Anyway you may find this hard to believe ,,I have imaginary friends. They are real people, however i imagine they are my friends. bye

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Sombody get on the phone to Ade Edmondson. His character 'Vyvyan' in 'THE YOUNG ONES' had his head knocked off on a train after reading a cluttered sign that said 'PLEASE DO NOT PUT HEAD OUT OF WINDOW' and being curious he wondered why. He could be on a winner here as it was all caught on camera. Check it out on youtube. Funny as fk.

Some people find blocked Suez Canal jokes funny. Others don't. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Phil Collins "I can't hold a drumstick any more". Try McDonald's mate. Just order burgers.

Hi Markrees my bestest friend Hope you are well my china plate Allday ive been wearing a skimpy cheerleaders skirt and twirling batons Think ive got Majorettes A noddy noddy noo noo to Alberto Bye

an horse walked in too a bar ,can i has a pint of larger, he said ^y the long faces! ^ sayed the bar men ¥ive got drown sindrome, said an horse .

What creacher is half Man and half Animal. Buffalo Bill

My girlfriend said she was leaving home because of a massive spider. Honestly, I always knew she was pretty fucking desperate... but to be dating a spider?!

The Shiite has hit the fan in kabul