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Do Chernobyl Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

I had the Hiroshima Breakfast this morning. One giant mushroom and loads of burnt soldiers T.j

I was at the supermarket and looked three freezers down and saw the most beautiful busty blonde picking out something for dinner. I took a quick glance at her hand and saw no wedding ring ! Well, as you can imagine, I promptly did what any virile, red-blooded man would do with this opportunity... I got really nervous, said absolutely nothing, and strictly avoided eye-contact at all costs.

Genetically modified food is flying off the shelves.

My friend is from Chernobyl, and I was speaking with him about the recent show on Sky Atlantic. He said he can count 9 historical inaccuracies on the one hand.

Lucy had a little lamb, She said I wasn't her type, So I turned the fucker into a Kebab, And raped Lucy up the fart pipe.

What did Kim Jong Un get for his birthday? Yellow cake

After several pints I ended up fighting some dickhead on a night out. It was pretty even then from out of nowhere I got the upper hand. I crashed to the ground, and as I lay there dazed I thought "that's the last time I pick a fight with a fucking mutant"

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. It's seven.

I've just got myself a new four-legged friend. He's a mutant.