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Some dirty chink caused this coronavirus outbreak because he couldn't resist a bowl of bat soup. Some coon in Africa caused AIDS because he couldn't resist fucking a monkey. God knows what's going to come out of Wales when those dirty cunts are self isolating with their sheep.

Just got my haircut by a racist barber. He owns that salon on the High Street - The Krew Kuts Klan Nod to Chum

Alabama has just voted to ban abortion, even in cases of rape or incest. A spokesman said this was necessary to ensure the long-term survival of the local population.

When this lockdown is over I'm not going to see any of my friends or family. Why should I none of the cunts have been to see me.

Doctor.. "so, your anus has been badly ruptured, do you have any idea what might have caused it?" Me.." Well Doctor, I was on this canoeing trip in Georgia and...." Doctor.." Aah, so the constant bobbing up and down in the canoe is the problem." Me..." Eh yeah, yeah that's it."

I was reading a book about an undercover cop who infiltrated the KKK in America's deep south: "I found myself surrounded by a community of old, fat, sweaty, balding white supremacist types saying the most vile and racist stuff I'd ever heard. The captain then told me to stop browsing sickipedia as he needed me to go undercover and infiltrate the KKK."

Some rednecks invited me to a hunting camp this weekend. I asked what I should bring and they said "we got ya covered, just don't forget the camo." Like I'd forget chamomile tea.

I recentley read that the buttered side of a slice of toast always lands butter side down, I now butter both sides which makes it rotate perpetually just above the ground when dropped..

After the bus crash in Somerset how did they know which kids were injured? Must be impossible to tell with all 70 of them going "Oooh Arrr".

Just got my haircut by a racist barber. He owns that salon on the High Street - The Krew Kuts Klan (Nod to the thedarkman)