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"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands." Jesus wasn't happy about being crucified.

Looking for work, Jesus heads to the job centre. He explains he's a carpenter by trade and the interviewer informs him there are 2 vacancies, first one is a grand a week working in Manchester, second is ten grand a week working in Jerusalem. He thinks for a while and says he'll take the one in Manchester. The interviewer is incredulous as the one in Jerusalem is ten times the money but Jesus says last time he was there he was hammered with tax. Credit: some bloke in a pub well over 30 years ago

The Church of England better make the most it of this Easter ; Next week the High Court rules on the chances of a Virgin birth.

Candace Owens horrified to learn Christmas was started by birth of a Jew

A prominent historian is now claiming that Jesus was married. Because just like any married guy who goes missing for three days, he comes back with any crazy excuse...

The Romans knew what they were doing when it came to megalomaniacs They nailed it

You can nail people to planks of wood for many things but definitely not for a silly walk. Has anybody seen JC? JC? JC? Wheres JC?

So if Good Friday is the day 'Jesus' supposedly died, then why is the date different every year, Christmas day, his birth, is always 25th December. So many crosses to bear.

So Jesus had 12 disciples?.... Back in that era, let alone to this present day, how many people do you know from the middle east called mark Luke John Paul etc....

If you look at how many mosques there are in London, you can only come to one conclusion... Jesus is shit at Monopoly.