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Arnold Schwarzenegger has been asked to choose which composer he'd like to play in an upcoming film about the history of classical music. Surprisingly he replied...'I'll be Beethoven"

Midge Ure reveals his inspiration behind hit song "Vienna" was Rigsbys cat from Rising Damp.

The roleplay in Jada smiths sex life must be amazing, Everytime Will Smith hits her from the back he pretends shes Vin Diesel

Arnold Schwarzenegger is now 74. Less "I'll be back!" more "ow my back!"

According to Justin Timberlake, his wife Jessica Biel refuses to call any of their children Batmo Biel. Disappointing is an understatement.

Katie Price reveals she padlocks the fridge to try and stop 29 stone Harvey, 18, overeating.....cheaper to hire Captain Ahab surely Kate?

What do you call a man with a sea gull on his head? Cliff What do you call a man with a seagull and a boy on his head? Cliff Richard.

Site just keeps getting whiter and whiter eh? Are we trying to attract the EDL or something?

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart " Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven." Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach

I've done a cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus song about trapped wind... Achy Breaky Fart.