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Arnold Schwarzenegger has been asked to choose which composer he'd like to play in an upcoming film about the history of classical music. Surprisingly he replied...'I'll be Beethoven"
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Midge Ure reveals his inspiration behind hit song "Vienna" was Rigsbys cat from Rising Damp.
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The roleplay in Jada smiths sex life must be amazing, Everytime Will Smith hits her from the back he pretends shes Vin Diesel
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is now 74. Less "I'll be back!" more "ow my back!"
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According to Justin Timberlake, his wife Jessica Biel refuses to call any of their children Batmo Biel. Disappointing is an understatement.
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Katie Price reveals she padlocks the fridge to try and stop 29 stone Harvey, 18, overeating.....cheaper to hire Captain Ahab surely Kate?
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What do you call a man with a sea gull on his head? Cliff What do you call a man with a seagull and a boy on his head? Cliff Richard.
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Site just keeps getting whiter and whiter eh? Are we trying to attract the EDL or something?
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart " Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven." Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach
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I've done a cover of a Billy Ray Cyrus song about trapped wind... Achy Breaky Fart.
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