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Hi Markrees my very bestest friend Hope you are well and like me looking forward to the Invictus games. Did you watch that programme in the week when our ginger prince took some disabled soldiers to Austrilia. It was called "Without limits"..It should of been called "Without limbs". Oh by the way can you tell beaker to stop being a cunt to me. Bye enjoy your Guiness

Got an arse hole called Josh posting shit on the guise of Barrie0...dunno why, obviously another bored wanked out little prick!!..please take no notice of Barrie nought!..Nice!!

Coronavirus breakthrough! Saudi scientists say convicted theives unable to pass on infection.

Slovenian woman has been accused of cutting off her own hand with a circular saw to make a £340k insurance claim. Doesn't look like the insurance will be stumping up any cash now.

What has johnovox and a victim of FGM have in common. Fucking useless cunts

My mate had a dreadful accident when his penis accidently fell into the nozzle of an industrial strength vacuum cleaner and had to be amputated .. Even worse his wife left him after he punched her in the face . They were putting the shopping away and she said "oh I wish you wouldn't just put things on the shelf willy nilly ".

‘Man circumcised by mistake when surgeons confused him for another patient’ Guess this is what they mean by undesirable cutbacks in the NHS.

WHEN TWO GUY'S SAY THEY HATE TRUMP!

But not impossible…

Cheers as Tory MP who lost all his limbs to sepsis returns to House of Commons. Well, give the man a hand!