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Love Island cancelled over Flack death...brilliant news, keep dying you no hopers and we’ll never see this shit on screen again!

Auditions are underway to find his new replacement. Pope idol starts soon...

There's no Pope without fire.

Me not like to blow on me own trumpet but Mohammed ali and the pope have actually met me .

The best thing about receiving a blowjob from Reese Witherspoon is being able to rest your bollocks on her chin.

Schofield "if I had only said I was black like Lineker"

Amid Biden’s visit of the Vatican, the Pope asked “Would you like to eat, my child?” To which Biden replied, “No, just sniff him.”

Simply Red singer Mick Hucknall denies sleeping with 3,000 women.....”I gave up after 2,500 because they closed the local Nursing Home down”.

Pope Benedict III was the first pope to speak out against slavery, meaning the following pope, Nicholas I, couldn't have slaves. Or to use his full title, Pope Niggerless the First.

Pat and Mick decide to go on a pilgrimage to the Vatican in the hope of meeting the Pope. They get there late at night and pitch their tent on the grounds of the Papal Palace. In the morning the Pope appears on the balcony and, with an outstretched hand, makes a long downward stroke followed by a sideways stroke. "Fuck me" says Pat.." He's giving us a blessing" Mick says "let's get closer Pat and hear what he's saying" As they approach the balcony, the Pope makes the same gesture and says.. "Get the tent down and get to fuck!" (Oldie)