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I’ve given up writing jokes because, frankly, my rants about SOSIJjockey score more than my poor attempt at humour. I deny that I use a VPN to cheat. My daughter cheats for me And yes, I am a fat ninja panda

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot inside? Biting into an apple and finding half a maggot inside. circa 1968

Hi Markrees BFF. Oh Markrees, I'm having it bad at the moment. My new medication as turned me into a drooling veg and now have to wear these stupid little plasters on my neck to stop me slobbering all over my pillow when i'm in sleeps. Ruth Langsford came over last night and gave a few titwanks but then she insisted that i should let her do a shit on my chest. She could not at first because she was constipated, so i poked around up her arse with my fingers until it just all came out all over me in one big go.Then she rubbed it all into me using her bum cheeks. I have not had a shower or bath yet because it friday i will have to wait until sunday night. Hope you and the other Sickipedians have a nice weekend. But not GhenghislV...I've said sorry to him and tried to be nice but he is still a cunt You know the saying A Cunt never changes its spots Fuck him Bye.

Who the fuck is Gary Hoggarty?

ADMIN: can you make it so that if we click into a joke we don't have to go back to the top of the list when we click back?

Hi Markrees My very bestest friend forever Can you please tell everyone to have a goodnight , but dont tell them im having my wedensday wank.

My Ikea advent calendar is fucking shit... I had to screw the bastard doors on myself.

Well chuffed with my new Blackberry phone from EE I got today £56 month for 3 years. Beat that iPhone users!!

I fucking love eggy farts

Serena Williams has withdrawn from this month's Italian Open. Says she's got more important things on her mind, like taking care of her child and steroid use.