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As a proud Scot, I like to wear the kilt or as my neighbours' kids call it..... Snakey's Magic Tartan Playtent.

Still waiting for the prequel to Rita, Sue and Bob Too

Not really a joke but more of a question for all sickipedians. So, I’m babysitting my niece and nephew for the night. My niece is sat on my lap whilst we are watching tv. Without warning, I’m getting a hard on. She can feel it ‘digging in’ her back and hasn’t complained or questioned it, she’s actually moving her body to make it increasingly sexy, almost as if she’s experienced this before... should I be concerned that she knows what is about to happen?

If you're a teen who is torn between going out to laid or doing a job to get some extra money, try doing both at once with babysitting.

How can you tell if a Muslim girl has started her 1st period? She will have a wedding ring on the next day

A condom that's 100% safe. That's inconceivable

I went to the barber shop To have my hair cut off, When I got there, I sat on the chair, And the barber said, Fuck off your bald.

I've just heard that Joseph Fritzal has been released from prison on parole and a maximum order of community service to complete... His first assignment of the order is to show the McCann's how to lock up there kids properly!

I had to dismiss our Thai au pair/nanny. My wife complained our 8 year old son told her he "only wanted May lee to read him bedtime stories from now on". When I asked him why he didn't want mummy to read to him he replied "because mummy doesn't do happy endings the way May lee does".

"Your penis is miniscule!" she laughed. "That's a big word for a three-year-old," I replied.