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My son has just come out as gay. He's a big fan of sucking cock. I'm telling you he doesn't get that from me and he certainly doesn't get that from his mother.
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My girlfriend: The vacuum won't suck anymore! Me: Frustrating, ain't it?
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Two lepers are having sex when she says "Stick it in my mouth"! So he does 20 seconds later, she pulls away and says..... "I said my mouth....NOT the hole where my nose was"!
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Just imagine having oral sex. During a Earthquake...
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When I was at school we nicknamed the class bike as "Rudolph" She also went down in history.
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False advertising?
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By a white bird
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Let’s hope she doesn’t put it on inside out. (Diamonds aren’t always a girl’s best friend !)
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Decca Records, after. decades of data trawling, today announced that Sisyphus was indeed a member of the Rolling Stones, but only while Kieth Richard’s took a sabbatical to investigate the Garden of Eden looking for ‘talent’.
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