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Got the missus a necklace for Christmas. Weighed it at the self-service checkout. Put it through as 24 carrots.
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To the black man that snatched my wife's purse...... enjoy your no money and 14 XXXL tampons that you made off with.
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47 years ago, the adorable French singer Lio sang about having her banana split suddenly stolen by the abominable snowman.... I finally understood what she was talking about, after I saw my yeti-like wife rip the ice-cream out of the hands of a younger slender girl.
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"My friends and family are coming over," I said, "hide all the silver and valuables." "Are they thieves?," asked my wife. "No," I replied, "They might recognise it."
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In the NEWS: Sir Billy Connolly issues an alarming warning to fans in new statement warning fans about scammers impersonating him online. How do we know he issued the statement though?
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