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Stinking black twat. So you think wrecking the site and abuse is just banter then? Who the fuck do you think you are? Percivasl is a cunt, I notice you like to support the trolls, you did in your last rant, you're not the only fucking one who used the old site, fucking preaching to us that it's ok for uses to be given abuse by these unstable pricks. THEY ARE CHEATING AND THEN ACCUSING EVERYONE ELSE, that ok with you is it? Pervival has his dream of killing the site, and you fucking support him. Is this another of your 100s of accounts John, one you managed to keep clean? I don't give a fuck what you think, these cunts are trolling the place to death and you thinks thats ok? Fuck off, look at what happened to the new page last night, destroyed by these cunts. But that's ok with you is it? Fuck off, fight fire with fire.

Why does a bear shit in the woods, you ask? Why does an altar boy have a part in the middle? Good boy...

Wearing a mask during the pandemic has allowed me to silently mouth "you fucking cunt" at people getting drinks from me, but I'm finding it hard to remember not to do it now the masks have come off. I can tell you, it's making Communion fucking embarrassing.

A Pennsylvania priest has a heart attack and passes out in the ambulance that takes him to the local hospital. As they are rushing him to surgery, the priest wakes up and asks the nurse, " Am I in heaven?". "No", says the nurse, "We are just taking a short cut through the children's ward"

What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come in your face until you reach 13

Asked the Priest for forgiveness because I ate a dog today. He said I would suffer eternal dalmatian

Well the Vatican will be on the lookout for another fat bald white middle-aged nonce to be the next Pope. Make sure non of you lot have got your phone on silent.

Posters on the bedroom wall of Debbie Harry in the 70's are responsible for the release of an awful lot of underage semen but not as much as the Irish priesthood

So Pope Benedict is shocked that his priests abused young boys. Next he will be surprised that he is a Catholic!

A Priest kept chickens at his Rectory garden. One evening the cock went missing. At the church Mass prayer gathering, the Priest asked, "Who has a cock?" All the men got up. "No, I meant who has SEEN a cock?" All the women got up. "No, No, Who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?" Half the women got up. "Oh for Heaven's sake...Who has seen MY cock?" All the Nuns got up.