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Originally I thought all these women claiming Harrod's ex owner Al-Fayed raped or sexually assaulted them were chancers and gold diggers. Now I'm convinced of his guilt after hearing irrefutable evidence that his name was Mohamed.

Don't forget the 3pm phone alert will only sound if you're near an illegal immigrant rapist.

Don't bother logging on to sickipedea on April the 24th, it's national rape day. I expect everyone will be busy and the place will be deader than usual.

What's the difference between Miss Piggy and Gisele Pelicot? Miss Piggy only had one frog up her arse

Gisele Pelicot can count herself lucky to be gangraped with a face like that.

My wife dropped her phone and when she bent over to pick it up she looked up to see Gregg Wallace's grinning face leering at her, obviously he'd been staring at her arse. She says she felt so humiliated and threatened she had to turn over to another channel

You never hear female rape victims say that they enjoyed some of it!

My wife asked me what Rohypnol was. "Ask your sister, " I said, "on second thoughts, don't bother, she won't remember anyway. "

'New campaign to tackle misuse of disability parking bays.' "There will be no one left to rape!" One of the campaigners told RTE News-

Some by-gender statistics on sex offence convictions per million people: Biological women: 3 Biological men: 395 Trans women: 1,916 Biological women need to up their game.