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I was devistated to came home from work today and find my house gone, all that was left was a pile of rubble. That's the last time I order a blow up doll from Afghanistan.

There is ONE positive to having such a diverse multicultural population here in London. It makes life a lot more interesting, and it can make life pretty exciting too being immersed in so many different cultures........ If only it didn't also make life significantly more likely to end prematurely in a violent mugging it would be perfect.

Afghanistan earthquake .. Main export not affected..rubber dinghies.

A friend of mine from Afghanistan asked me when the new Goat Fuckers film is going to be released . oops i heard it wrong

BBC News - Forty-one migrants have died in a shipwreck off the Italian island of Lampedusa, survivors told local media. Our thoughts go out to the ship on this terrible time.

I'm absolutely disgusted and ashamed that Prince Harry described the 25 Taliban fighters he killed as 'chess pieces' They weren't chess pieces, they were fucking 'ragheads'

Today in Afghanistan, religious leaders are praising Allah for the earthquake which has totally transformed the area into one big attractive-looking rockery. "it is a BIG improvement," commented one Imam. "Now if we could just get some fuckin' green things to grow."

That earthquake in Afghanistan must've been a bad one, all the people are walking around with bandages on their head.

According to Leemack, people have boycotted Chinese takeaways over Covid & vodka over Putin, Yet, bizarrely, the Taliban haven’t affected consumer habits.

I got so stoned last night that I thought I might need to change my name to Shagufta.