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Groundbreaking new HIV treatment requires only a single injection annually. Whereas catching HIV in the first place requires only a single injection anally.

The country is sad to hear that Keir Starmer's brother died on Boxing Day. Of shame.

I went to church with my 'I suck cock for Jesus' t-shirt on and my gay pride rainbow trousers. It's amazing how they lose their hypocrisy when you put a fifty pound note on the collection plate.

I joined an LGBTQ group. Lets Go Beat up Transexuals & Queers.

"I hope it doesn't bother you to have an LGBTQ dentist, Mr. Davies," said my new practitioner. "Not unless you care if I call you the Tooth Fairy.'

They made Brokeback Mountain required viewing at work in "diversity training," and two of the Welsh guys were none too impressed. "Why are these two idiots bumming each other, when they have that whole fucking hillside filled with sheep to choose from ?"

I'm making some fairy cakes. Will puff pastry be suitable?

I wasn't at all sure how Dad would react when I told him I was gay. I certainly didn't expect him to whip his cock out and ask me to prove it.

George Foreman a man like myself. I could always handle a battering in the ring by a fair few of big black men. Oooooooh.

I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee. (Credit to whoever posted it on the old site)