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I went to church with my 'I suck cock for Jesus' t-shirt on and my gay pride rainbow trousers. It's amazing how they lose their hypocrisy when you put a fifty pound note on the collection plate.

They made Brokeback Mountain required viewing at work in "diversity training," and two of the Welsh guys were none too impressed. "Why are these two idiots bumming each other, when they have that whole fucking hillside filled with sheep to choose from ?"

I wasn't at all sure how Dad would react when I told him I was gay. I certainly didn't expect him to whip his cock out and ask me to prove it.

Manchester Pride ‘determining best way forward’ after claims performers have not been paid. That's terrible. These people have rent boys to pay, you know.

My gay son finally got told he's too old to be an altar boy, but he can start training for the priesthood. "Ooooh no thank you, I'm only suited to being on the receiving end."

Rylan Clark has found love with a fairground worker. After playing Whack the Rat and having fun at the Ring Toss they went on the Ghost Train (which put the willies up them) before moving on to the Bummer Cars and finally riding the Teabags.

I was once lucky enough to be at a Trump rally in the USA to show support, and this gayboy liberal came up with a camera to ask hostile questions and asked me, "You don't support 'Gender-Affirming Care' for someone like me ?". "Hmmm... now that you mention it, I'm all for using X-Rays to castrate you out of the gene pool and fry your nuts off like in the T4 programme in Germany as quickly as fucking possible."

A gay guy at work asked me if I'd ever considered a bit of a man on man action. I said I'd thought about it long and hard, but in the end, no thanks.

See Rylan has been caught on cctv fucking his new fairground boyfriend & giving him a reach around. Stand by for the update on his auto biography: Willy Wanker & the Chocolate Factory.

A spokesperson for Stonewall today urged all gay men in Gaza to come out. They pointed that there are no roofs left to be thrown off, and it won't hurt that much from the top of a tent