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George Foreman a man like myself. I could always handle a battering in the ring by a fair few of big black men. Oooooooh.

Groundbreaking new HIV treatment requires only a single injection annually. Whereas catching HIV in the first place requires only a single injection anally.

I went to church with my 'I suck cock for Jesus' t-shirt on and my gay pride rainbow trousers. It's amazing how they lose their hypocrisy when you put a fifty pound note on the collection plate.

Q, How do you get a Homosexual man to Fuck a woman ~ 100% biological Female ??? A, dress the woman with steel toe cap boots, tool belt, baseball cap, add the scent of ". Old spice or Brut plus the smoke from a 100 cigarettes AND FINALLY SHIT IN HER CUNT AND MAKE HER WEAR A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS ON BACK TO FRONT !

I joined an LGBTQ group. Lets Go Beat up Transexuals & Queers.

My daughter wanted me to watch this thing where the American phony working-class comedian Bill Burr called Elon Musk a Nazi, saying "this will finally turn me on Trump," and that "Bill Burr is a Man's Man." "Bill Burr is only a 'Man's Man,' in the sense that other men use him to jizz in his anus."

Am I the only one who can't read the name, Axel Rudakubana, without being reminded of Barry Manilow? They are probably both getting their arses pounded as I'm writing this joke. Nod to Jackmeough.

My gay son finally got told he's too old to be an altar boy, but he can start training for the priesthood. "Ooooh no thank you, I'm only suited to being on the receiving end."

Rylan Clark finds love with fairground worker. They met at the Hook-a-Ducky stall.

How do gay men keep their anal passages clean? They fill them up with fairy liquid.