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So Prince Andrew has fallen on his sword. Serves him right. Shouldn't have been spying on the primary school before he tripped over his hard on.

Prince Andrew to give up his royal titles. So he can spend more time hanging around school playgrounds.

Ian Watkins girlfriends are still crying since his death. But once they were fed and had their nappies changed they were fine.

Singer Ian Watkins dies in prison attack. Sources have said it was karaoke night and the other prisoners didn't appreciate his version of the Motown classic 'Baby Love'.

To whoever stabbed that fucking nonce Watkins, just to let you know Abdul next door to me fucks kids, and Mohammed on the other side does as well. When you get out, I can supply you with work for years.

It's a bad day for Welsh rock bands. Prophets are down.

Diddy got four years and two months. And it wasn't the first time.

Judge throws out lawsuit over Nirvana’s album art featuring naked baby Oh well... Nevermind

The Presidential Limousine used in America is a heavily-armoured car known as The Beast. And it's even named after the President now!

As a boy before going out alone, my mum would always say, "Think like a paedophile." Kept me out of danger growing up... Landed me in prison when I was 18.