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I just donated £50 to an LGBT group. I really hope it helps them find a cure.

I saw this faggot wearing a wig and asked him, "Oi, Tranny boy, what do you "identify" as ?" "A judge," he replied, as my trial got off to an abysmal start.

QuentinCrisp, have you been trying to Storm Dennis, cos theres an awful lot of wind tonight.

I've created a dish using Alpaca meat cooked with butter, milk and sugar. But for some reason nobody wants me to make them a Fudge-paca.

There are 37 genders. Male, female and 35 kinds of faggot.

I've just discovered a great new store selling Camping, Cottaging and Cruising equipment... It's called Gay Outdoors.

In shock news, Love Island pair Curtis and Maura reveal that they faked love for 3 months to cling on to fame. Try 27 fucking years, said an anonymous This Morning presenter.

Some people on here have read my jokes about my gay son and have written me saying, "It's really not possible for anyone to be that fucking gay." You may also know my son though from what his boyfriend calls him... Ducky Dennis.

The doctor asked, "Do you drink, take drugs, smoke pot or have gay sex?" "Yes," I replied. "What are you doing tonight?" he asked.

If horse racing is the sport of kings, is drag racing the sport of queens?