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Well despite asking for his address, Claret, Dylan, Blue etc is too scared to do it. At least I've established that all these accounts are actually "JohnPercivalOxford". He works at "Richard Ward Construction Oxford". Google it. Leave a nice review for the company. Make sure to link to that soft cunt's posts. They'll enjoy that.

I popped into town to buy some Easter eggs for my kids and stumbled across this Down's syndrome girl crying her eyes out in the mall. I asked her what was wrong, she told me that her parents had been a car crash yesterday, her Mum was killed and her Dad was in a coma. On top of this she'd just been told she had leukaemia at only 13 years old. I told her I could help her feel better and took her back to my car in the NCP. We drove up to the 3rd floor which was empty and gave her a bit of a grope, another car came in so I drove up another floor and showed her how to wank me off. After a while another car came so I drove up to the 5th floor and munched her mong minge. The car park was still filling up so I went up to 6th and gave her my daughter's Haribo egg to let me fuck her up the arse. I got her to suck her own shit off my cock on the top floor and said her if she ever told anyone what we'd just done I'd pull the plug on her Dad's life support and take her cancer pills off her, she ran away crying. I've just got home feeling a bit guilty - I know this was wrong on so many levels!

Mexicans are stupid assholes who don’t deserve to live.

INFORMATION: It seem like I have been given an ultimatum. Now then genuine people, do you want this prick controlling the sites input? oh, he is now admitting to being a troll, what he's not telling you that this rubbish is aimed at two specific users who don't rise to the bait. The very thing we have fought against. Comments open, rubbish will be deleted on sight. Hello Vapeman my old mucker. Before you block or ban me listen to this: why do you not like farts or fart jokes? It's meant to be a sick joke site isn't it? You allow other touchy subjects? Farts is normal. You are good at your mod powers but then again we are good at our trolling powers. Let the fart jokes slide and the trolling and votes will stop. Yours The fart troll

Got to love soccer aid. When celebrities say shit like “if you can afford sushi, you can afford to donate £40”. Why are these assholes playing and commentating when they can afford to donate money? Personally I think Unicef would get more cash, if the likes of Usain Bolt donated a couple million, and instead we got to watch one legged down syndromes play a game.

My sister's a fuckin mug, she's been training for 3 years to work with the mentally handicapped and she still hasn't got a placement yet and there's me got to work with retards after only 2 days in McDonalds!

Any suggestions what to call my kid with an extra chromosome? I'm taking down names.

- Sofia Jirau makes history as first Victoria's Secret model with Downs Syndrome. Also, not my proudest wank.

Beth Matthews: Swansea woman with Down's Syndrome signed by modelling agency. Soon to be the face of King Edward potatoes.

Fair enough I'm telling shite jokes & being down voted. At least I'm not a mong like the one following me around & doing the voting though.