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36 years on from hillsborough, and those scouse cunts still love a game of squash

I wonder if Mrs Jota has phoned we buy any car. com. Yet..?

‘A spectator was killed after he was accidentally struck by a hammer thrown by an athlete at a high school indoor athletics event’. Jesus, that’s a massive hammer blow for his family.

I'll bet Luke Littler's family were all happy that he won the Darts World Championship, it's just that his dad needs to tell his face that.

The BBC have just put the shortlist for Sports Personality of the year on their website. This is the order they are in on the web page (I shit you not) and my perception of their achievements: Hannah Hampton - Played in net for England and saved 2 penalties and being a woman Chloe Kelly - Played for England during their 2022 tournament victory and being a woman Ellie Kildunne - Played for England at Rugby during their 2025 tournament victory and being a woman Luke Littler - Became the youngest player in history to win the prestigious Sid Waddell trophy and become PDC world champion Rory Mcllroy - Became only the 6th player in the history of golf to win all 4 major championships Lando Norris - Became only the 35th driver in history to win the F1 world championship at the age of 26. It should be a tight decision between all 6 LOL

Crystal Palace midfielder facing extended ban after putting opponent in headlock (women's football - a fact left out of the headline) Can the ladies play the 'red card' as a mitigation for their behaviour?

When your chips are down

I'm hearing a lot about people throwing dildos on WNBA courts recently. I don't know what they're complaining about. LeBron has been throwing himself onto the court for years and the fans love him!

I was in awe of the drummer from Def Leppard yesterday I had no idea he bats for England

The UK honours list has now been adapted to a sliding scale. After this week’s news that the Lesbianesses are being thrown more gongs, Joe Root has been knighted, awarded a George Cross & given the keys to release Lucy Connolly.