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OK. The cunt's got me. I spend fucking ages trying to come up with jokes to amuse people. The first decent jokes I've come up with in days and cunting upvoter is here. Vapeman and the rest can't seem to get control, so fuck it.

The Germans have started to put their towels on hospital beds.

Asked my girlfriend if I could photograph her in the nude. No! She said. So I asked her what if I wore socks? She's still not talking to me.

Hi Markrees my very bestest friend Hope you are well my old china Lucy Worsley had a little Lamb And she called it Amanda Holden Lucy wore a skimpy cheerleaders skirt And gave a shower nice and golden. PHOOAR.

RIP former President Gerald Ford

Ambulance worker (66) who died when ‘object’ smashed windscreen on 999 callout ‘was respected mentor who had retired’ Jeremy Daw, AKA Balldeepinkate..........

fbg bert et

Our neighbour with the big tits has been walking up and down the garden today. Just hope his missus is out later.

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Hi Markrees my bestest friend ive ever had..hope you are well my old china Thought id let you know..im no longer in love with that slag juicy Lucy Worsley...and im no so dedicated in my poetry...hear goes.. Ellie Taylor had a little lamb, and she called it Frank, Ellie wore a mini tartan skirt, So Frank could have a wank. PHOOAR. Fuck off.