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My mate needed a bone marrow transplant We found a match in Argentina The operation was a success Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor.

Harry Redknapp is reportedly earning £500,000 for his appearance on I’m A Celebrity which after tax works out as £500,000

What's the difference between Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard? Frank Lampard won Liverpool the Premier League.

Magician: "Think of a number between 1-100, but don't tell me" Scouser: "okay" Magician: "Is it 96?" Scouser: "How did you know?" Magician: "Lucky fucking guess mate"

Fuck Me! England have actually sent some Africans home!!!

Been great to see Liverpool fc adhering to the coronavirus rules by not celebrating any goals in the last few games. Keep up the good work 👏

Saw Raheem Sterling in town today. I said, "Can you sign my shirt?" He said, "Have you got a pen?" I said, "Shit, no. Hang on". With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically. He said, "How's that going to get a you pen?" I said, "Well it usually gets you one you diving cunt".

I was drinking down the pub with my scouse mate. "Had a 96 with the wife earlier", he said "Don't you mean 69?" I replied. "No", he said "She went on top and nearly crushed me to death".

It took 5 years but Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has finally got Cardiff playing well...

Me and the mrs favourite sexual position is called''Liverpool in europe'' Neither of us know what we're doing or why we're there, theres no passion no communication and we never make it past the 1st stage.theres horrible dribbling and never a clean sheet .its over far too quickly and when it does end i know it'll be at least another fucking year before it happens again!