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Looking for work, Jesus heads to the job centre. He explains he's a carpenter by trade and the interviewer informs him there are 2 vacancies, first one is a grand a week working in Manchester, second is ten grand a week working in Jerusalem. He thinks for a while and says he'll take the one in Manchester. The interviewer is incredulous as the one in Jerusalem is ten times the money but Jesus says last time he was there he was hammered with tax. Credit: some bloke in a pub well over 30 years ago
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"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands." Jesus wasn't happy about being crucified.
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The Church of England better make the most it of this Easter ; Next week the High Court rules on the chances of a Virgin birth.
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What’s scousers and Jews got in common? They kill there own
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