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White men can't jump. Ticket barriers that is.

Met Police confirmed that live facial recognition (LFR) technology was not used by police at the Unite the Kingdom rally in London on Saturday. No point when they all look the same.

When black people share their 'music' with the world, the loudest and most obscene rap crap, it barely gets noticed. When I blare my music out of my vehicle at top decibel, Offenbach's Orpheus aux Enfers or Schubert's Unfinished Symphony, I truly get the strangest looks.

I hate comedians who make incredibly racist jokes just to get a few cheap laughs. Chris Rock for example.

Police in Northern Ireland are investigating a loyalist bonfire that featured effigies of refugees sitting in a boat as a hate incident. Crowds in the County Tyrone village of Moygashel cheered on Thursday night when the towering pyre was lit and flames engulfed the vessel and a dozen dark-skinned, lifesize mannequins with lifejackets. Fuck's sake, fellas. Next time use light-skinned mannequins.

Looking at the names in the England squad list; It's more like Michael Caine not Harry Kane, should be on it.

A white man, a black man, an Asian and a Hispanic were at the top of this tall mountain. The Hispanic said "This is for my people!", and jump off the mountain. The Asian said "This is for my people!", and jump off the mountain. The black man said "This is for my people!", grabbed the white man, and threw him off the mountain.

A retro cartoon version of Doctor Who starring William Hartnell, has been released by the BBC with trigger warnings. It features scary creatures known as Whiteys.

A jury has found WSL Footballer Sam Kerr not guilty of Racism for calling a Police officer 'Stupid and White'. Fine. All together: She's stupid and black!, she's stupid and black!, Sam Kerr-err!, she's stupid and black!.

Women's footballer Sam Kerr is in court charged with making a racist slur towards a police officer by calling him "stupid & white" What a ridiculous accusation; pigs are normally pink aren't they?