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The Muslim book of baby boys names must be thinner than the book of Labour values.

"I grew up in a proud two-income family," said the paki MP, after I heavily insinuated that he didn't belong here. "My father collected both benefits and housing allowance."

Marvel are to introduce a female Muslim superhero who flies. Sorry, with flies.

I grew up in London, but now I live in Pakistan. I haven't moved.

I think the winner of the Pakistan/India conflict will be whoever drops bath bombs first.

A cop pulls over 2 Pakistani men in Birmingham Cop: “We are looking for two child molesters” The two Pakistani men look at each for a moment, reply with “okay we’ll do it”

Can't understand Tommy Robinson being asked to leave a restaurant in London. Surely they would have had at least one Paki in the kitchen who could wank and snot in his food.

The This Morning Show swiftly tackled a comment made by a guest yesterday in the show. Sayeeda Warsi, when talking about hairdressers said: "They don't have a lot of human contact, many of them who may be living on their own. Particularly for black men or coloured men, or Asian men,." As the programme was drawing to a close, host Ben Shephard stated: "We just want to take a moment to apologise if viewers were offended by the phase “coloured men” that was used by a Paki that we had on the show today.

I'm fucking livid that my daughter's Paki boyfriend got the shit kicked out of him by two racists. I paid for three.

Where is the one city in England where you won’t find any Pakis? Bath.