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Do you know what separates us from the animals? The English Channel.

There's a new game at the deportation centres in America called 'Ice Roulette'. The deportees have to pick a card from five black cards and one red card. If they pick a black card, they are deported. If they pick the red card... They get another turn.

Some police forces in the UK are no longer accepting applications from white British candidates. I think it's outrageous that, in this day and age, they're allowed to discriminate against ethnic minorities.

I passed my driving test with flying colours Serves Wang, Leroy & Abdul right for crossing the road without looking

A bloke stopped me and the wife for directions in London, assuming we were locals. I can't understand why, we're both white.

I've often been accused of being racist. Well, I'm not. Years ago as an idealistic youth, I decided to heed the wise words of Martin Luther King, and judge people not by the colour of their skin but by the content of their character. And that, in a nutshell, is why I don't like anyone.

It's a misconception that as we get older we become more racist. We just become more honest.

Illegal migrants have been warned not to come to Britain anymore as the streets are, "no longer safe." Apparently, if they come, they risk being raped, murdered or robbed by the illegal migrants that have already arrived.

Car crashes into crowd in LA. Oh no, I hope no white people were injured.

Today is world allergy day - glad to know I'm not the only one allergic to the world because of all the bloody foreigners.