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Gjert Ingebrigtsen found not guilty of assault. I'd bet that was a slap in the face for his sons.

President Trump's directive banning citizens from 12 countries from entering the U.S. during the LA Olympics exempts athletes. Libya are now said to have 400,000 shot putters.

"Why Do Black Athletes Dominate?" They had a lot of practice running from the police in their teens when they mugged little old white ladies.

Watching these fit birds driving overblown lawnmowers in “F1 Academy”. “Top skill set,’’ Commentator panders. Five off the road in the Formation Lap, one starting procedure violation, but most of them managed to park on the grid. So there’s that. Actually it seems a few of them ran out of fuel. I wonder if they know how to make sandwiches.

Confusion at the Chinese marathon yesterday when it was discovered that one of the entrants had more than two nuts.

Oh, you came in 2nd place? Congratulations, you were the first one to lose.

At the end of the Paris extended school sports day the IOC president said "we'll see u in LA in 4 years", looking at most of em that's fucking optimistic

Come on now Paralympians, you've had your moment of glory. Back to your day jobs as doorstops and paperweights.

I was wondering why the Olympics lasted 19 days and the para-olympics only 11,then I remembered most of em don't live that long.

Team GB are second in the para-olympic medal table.makes you proud that we're the second mongiest country on the planet.