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I wouldn't say I was a coward, but I deserted from the Salvation Army.

The pope has died last night. Sadly if he'd popped his clogs on Friday, he would have been back this morning

Wouldn't it be ironic when Joni Mitchell dies and she gets to heaven. She is hugely disappointed to find out it's one big giant car park ?

God said that he would provide good and obedient women in all 4 corners of the world. Then he made the world round.

The news said pope Francis "touched a lot of people" Fuck off,your all thinking it!

It looks like Francis has Poped his clogs

Papal Conclave, day one highlights, no smoke the black smoke. Tune in Thursday evening for day two highlights and also the 'Christian bush tucker trials'. Do any unsuccessful clergy get publicly evicted and interviewed.

The police called me up to tell me that my gay son had been busted behind the bins at the Burger King, wearing roller skates and sucking off punters for money.... I confronted the little fag and said, "You always said you were too busy to get a real job because you were volunteering; 'Doing the Lord's Work' ?"...... "Ooooh of course; all those pictures of Jesus up in church, then why do they always give him such incredible blow job lips ?"

News also said "he was a nightclub bouncer in his younger days" so used to being rough with young men. Again,fuck off!

Breaking News: Liz Truss confirmed as having visited the pope last night