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The only songs you're allowed to sing at my local church are 'Anyone Who Had a Heart' and 'Big Spender'. I think the priest accidentally took a vow of Cilla Bassey.

The bells, the bells... Run like fuck Quasimodo, that's the fire alarm.

Homosexuality may not be one of the 7 deadly sins, but Pride is.

Supposedly, I was created in God's image. I don't know... you'd think God would have a bigger penis than this.

God moves in mysterious ways but Bishops move Diagonally .

Pope has come out and said the "world has to come together to tackle climate change". Nice to hear him acknowledging that it's wrong to keep burning fossilised plants, trees and marine life that lived on earth 300 million years before the earth existed.🤔

"It's important that we remember the true meaning of Easter", says the The Archbishop of Cadbury

Founding the church of Scientology and making 52 million dollars a year from gullible people wasn't L Ron Hubbard's worst crime.... I believe his old mother lived in terrible poverty.

How many Catholic Priests have raped a boy? I think it's at least 50 per Saint.

How does jesus get his shopping delivered to him? On a Lidl donkey