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Peter Mandleson has been sacked as US Ambassador and is to be replaced by someone more estimable and more representative of Kier Starmer's values. Michael Barrymore

My wife asked 'Do you ever think of any celebrities when we're having sex'?. I said 'Yeah, Bradley Walsh. Any chance of some pushbacks'?.

Miriam Margoyles has recently revealed that she too had nude photos of herself but chose to have them destroyed. So now we’ll just have to keep using our imagination...

When you meet a famous person, it's acceptable to say you had a crush on them when you were younger. I used to wank over you, can scare them. I've found.

Anyway, a family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect." To which one of the boys replies "I'm suprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"

I was a bit naughty and had a poo in the office elevator today. And before you ask, the answer is "Yes, I took that shit to another level."

Million dollar idea: Maternity clothes, but for beer bellies.

Diaper Don has dinner with British Royal Family on state visit. He had a Big Cack.

Classified personals... Premature ejaculater seeks slim young big breasted blonde..... Never mind.

Minnesota Vikings have recruited a male cheerleader. I suppose it's understandable that a bunch of prick teasers would attract a prick.