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So it's 3am and I'm sat in front of the TV in the dark, tissues next to me, all lubed up with cock in hand, watching a pair of twins on screen. One twin goes down slowly, then another. My hand speeds up as the finale happens... I just fucking love 9/11.

GARY HAGGARTY IS A FAT BASTARD TOMMY THAT RAPES GRANNYS AND KIDS. HE IS A UVF MI5 AGENT FROM BELFAST

Shitnose the wee granny spunk licker. Dont leave any trace of online location. People have been trying to track you down for days. No luck yet Im afraid, but we will keep tryin.

Breaking News: Knife-wielding madman attacks two people at Amsterdam railway station. How come we can almost certainly guess the religion of the attacker?

FakeTaxi - 'Muslim slag fucked hard in the back of cab'

Breaking News: A man in Paris shouting "Allah Akbar" has stabbed to death two people. The fucking useless cowardly PC BBC have announced they have no idea about what motivated the killer.

I don’t think the British government should allow Shamima Begum to return to Bethnal Green so she can raise her terrorist child at the expense of the taxpayer. In my eyes, there is only one place for women like her. Wolverhampton.

That music festival in Israel had quite a line-up. Including a surprise appearance by The Killers.

I hear there's a school in Paris that are looking for a new head teacher.

Joe Biden to ISIS: "We will hunt you down and make you pay!" "And let me tell u I will not rest until every man,woman and child in Scotland feels safe in their beds at night!"