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"Always help those worse off than yourself and always put others first," my old dad used to say. Lovely fellow, terrible Tory.

imigrants will hav to ave a least a level standrd in inglish to work in ingland fank fuk its only immigrants and forinners

Dogsbody14 and his sad little alias squad crawl out of the basement every single time someone drops a joke (even if it's an ancient repost). Zero original content, zero posts of their own - just pure venom. This account literally exists to shit on everyone else's fun while racing to be the first to hump every obvious spam bot's leg like it's family. Not a critic. Not funny. Just the unpaid janitor of Sickipedia, desperately mopping up other people's engagement because his own timeline is drier than a nun's knickers. Probably the one running half the spam himself so he can feel relevant for 0.3 seconds before getting ratio'd into the void. Touch grass? Nah - this thing's never even seen sunlight. Keep barking, little doggy. The adults are posting.

Just painted the kids faces with the George cross before I take them to the park. Hopefully the council will come and take them away.

I pointed out to this woman in Asda the dangers of all the fat and alcohol she had in her trolley, the dangers it was doing to her body, not to mention the the murdering of animals. "I'll bet your fun at parties, " she snapped at me. Stupid bitch, as though I ever get invited to parties.

Nigel Farage, the leader of Reform, famously been photographed drinking his favourite pint, a Pint of Guinness. So despite not wanting foreigners in the UK he enjoys a drink that comes here from a foreign country that you have to let settle.

The Grand old duke of York, Gave up his royal title, I'm for one are not surprised, Coz he was a paedophile. And when he was UP he was up, And when it was down he was down, And when Virginia called the cops? He knew he'd lost the crown. (Addendum) And there's this Sicki cunt, Sits all day on his loo, Jerkin off, upvoting scores And he's a paedo too

If Heather Mills was executed in medieval times, wouldn't she be hanged, drawn & thirded ?

I met Pep Guardiola's dad the other day. Pop Guardiola.

Whoever said 'Out of sight out of mind' never had a big three inch hairy fucking spider disappear in their bedroom.