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The prosecutor started his cross-examination by asking me, "So, you've admitted to being a paedophile. When do you think it started?" "Well, sir....", I replied, "It all started when I got a fetish for midget porn. It eventually became an addiction. Before I knew it, I was craving smaller & smaller things"

I don't know which one is worse ? Being 6 years old in a children's hospital and finding out Jimmy Saville is on his way. Or being an 18 year old female aspiring model and getting a phone call from Andrew Tate or his brother.

My wife said, "It's a sad fact of life that "Pretty Privilege" holds me back in my profession, compared to my female peers. "Yeah, it was a bad idea for me to send you out as a nearly toothless prostitute working with the whore-name Snagglepuss."

I'm determined to be more politically active. So when I saw my MP at the till in Specsavers, I rushed over and said: Put your money away, I'll get these.

If sex work is legitimate business, then rape is just theft.

Just read that Eskimos have over 50 different words for Snow. I only have one word for Snow.. Bastard! nod to shadesofcontrapasso

Braverman replaced with Lesserman. God forbid you try and defend christians in this muslim ruled shit country.

Looking at pictures of that 15 year old nignog girl which was stabbed to death really saddens and frustrates me. Cos she would have grown up to have huge pair of tits

"It's wrong to call Ghislaine Maxwell Cruella Deville "she is actually the Child Catcher!"

I was in the supermarket today when I noticed a little old man struggling to get something from the top shelf. "I can't reach it, I can't reach it." he kept saying to himself. I walked over and said, "I can do that." I took my shoes off, knelt down on top of them and said, "I can't reach it, I can't reach it."